don't hate the player, hate the game

this is my boyfriend bird.

and this is my other boyfriend beckett.

Paparazzi

"I'm your biggest fan / I'll follow you until you love me."

Scooby Don't

I thought I found my soul mate the other day. Turns out he was homeless, and all he really wanted were his kids back.

Carrot Top

One of my major influences is comedian and steroid user Carrot top. However, this is simply my first attempt at trying to eat the vegetable.

griffith park

the other day we went on a hike to griffith park. i had a blast!

it's hot

"mom, stop taking pictures of me."